Dragon Ball Cat Theater

Starring: Goten "Little Boy" as Gokuu
Luna-Spou as the Bad Guy and a casualty
Mini as a casualty

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One fine day in the Kitch-er at the big cliff, Gokuu surveyed the land. He had just finished his training session.
Gokuu: "Whew... It's getting easier to jump on top of the fridge... Now I can start jumping straight onto the cabinet."
But all of a sudden something was wrong. There was a disturbance on the ground!

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There were dead people!! Civilians everywhere were being slaughtered around the local smoothie palace.
Gokuu: *aside* "I have to do something! I know! I'll get a smoothie! ...No, wait I have to save the world. Darn it all."
Gokuu then flew down to the scene of the crime.

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And he landed with ease... Hehe... My cat can fly... *ahem* The evil doer was spotted taking a leak a public property.

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BG: "Oh schnikies!"
Gokuu: *off screen* "Now not only do I get to turn you in for murder, I also have you on vandalism! Today's my lucky day! Yey!"
And the fighting began! *ding ding* The notorious BG Threw a wild ki attack straight for Gokuu's head!

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Let's hear it for special effects! But that's all you get.
Gokuu: *nearly dodging attack* "AHHHHhhh!!!! CHEESE MONKEYS!!!!"
BG: *instantaneous movement to the other side of the room* Bwahahahaha!!! Already screaming for mercy!

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Gokuu: "Dude, how does yelling cheese monkeys mean I'm screaming for mercy?"
BG: "INSOLENCE!!! Now I will kill you with my awesome mental powers!! Prepare to die!"

BG psycho mind powers Gokuu to be blasted back into the ground.

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Gokuu: "Ow! Uhh.... I admit that was good... But I must summon up all the strength I have left... I-I can't loose!!"
BG: "AHahaha!! Now the Smoothie Palace is MINE!!!"
Gokuu: "NOOOO!!!!!!!!" *Jumps up and runs to the Smoothie Palace*

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Gokuu: "MINE!!"
And so Gokuu took the opportunity to take down the villain while his face was buried in smoothie goodness.

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The villain was vanquished! BG is dead.
Gokuu: *above* "Great... Now I'm going to have emotional turmoil and have to go to counseling for the next three years to be able forgive myself ten years down the road."

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Gokuu: "But hey, at least I got my smoothie goodness."

THE END

Let's hear it for the cats! Great acting! No cats were harmed in the production of this film. They do this everyday.