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Since there aren’t many fanfics about the wonderful and the most misunderstood character, Guru, I thought that I would write a poem just for him. This poem will glorify him in every way possible; the way that it should be. I will be using rhyme and every line will only be seven syllables long.

The World’s Only Guru Poem

There once was a fat old man
Didn’t have a single fan
He would so sit on his ass
While he did pass that gas
Didn’t have to go at all
His chair was his private stall

Namekians far and near
Came whenever they had fear
He would look down on them and
Dismiss their silly demand
“Frieza is here!” they exclaimed
A feat not easily tamed

“Live about your normal lives”
Behind his teeth, said these lies
“Everything will be fine
And we will have enough time”
Sure he was right, they did go
Ignorant, they didn’t know

Frieza came and killed them all
Guru sat and scratched his ball
When Frieza confronted him
Namek’s future did grow dim
Old and fat he was sitting
He couldn’t do anything

Luckily foreign friends came
Looking for the balls of fame
Frieza was said to be tough
But really were they that buff?
A Super Saiyan maybe?
A someone pure and carefree

And Son Gokuu was his name
Person without any shame
Defeated Frieza he did
Saved the people Frieza rid
Guru did nothing, oh my
All he did was sit and die

Wow this got a lot more into depth than I was intending to for. My Dell has been acting very stupid though the whole time I was trying to write this; it kept freezing and crashing. So tell me what you think and review!

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