Krystyl: WRONG SCRIPT AKIRA! *Sighs, takes the script, and turns to page
eleven* “Disclaimer: Dragonball isn’t the property of Krystyl,
and neither is your underwear. But Krystyl is Krystyl’s character!”
Who Took the Cookies from the Cookie Jar?
BY: Krystyl Kane
Chapter
Bake Cookies for Thirty Minutes in Stove or Three Minutes in
Microwave
A
few days have past since I last encountered my clients. Lately they’ve been
pretty antsy it getting answers. I would too if a loved one of mine was pushing
up daisies. I took this time for resting up a bit, to get my mind off things.
Personally I was still a little freaked that my late night “visitor” my come
back and this time for me. But so far there wasn’t any sign of him. Today was
the last day of my little vacation. I was invited to the Son home for lunch.
How exciting, a crazed bitch breathing down my neck. Once again I reached for
my coat to go out.
For
once, the weather was actually nice! Ever notice that when there’s a mystery
there’s always some bad weather that comes along with it? Oh well that doesn’t matter.
I invited myself in noticing that the door was open, “Hello?”
“Oh
come on in!” a feminine voice called from the kitchen.
It
must be nice living in such a secluded area I thought. It was so peaceful,
serine, and no one around. That last thought rang it my head, no one around.
Could that be yet another clue? Could it be that the killer lives in this
house? It makes sense, I mean it would be convenient but then again they might
just do that to throw someone off the trail. Mysteries are so mysterious.
I
quietly walked into the kitchen to find Chi Chi, Gohan, and Goten setting
sandwiches in the center of the table. My Kami-sama
there was a lot! How in the hell are we going to eat all those!? The three
instantly turned their heads as I entered the room and when they realized they
had been staring at me they simply laughed and sat down. I followed their
manner.
“So,
why did you invite me?” I tried to break the ice that had frozen over the room
like we were in the Antarctic.
Chi
Chi sipped a cup of tea before answering, “I don’t
know. Maybe, so we can learn some things about the case.”
I
must admit I wasn’t giving them any clue on what was going on, so should I
spill the beans. If I do and any of these three are the killers I’m in a load
of shit. But if I don’t, I’m going to be in some shit anyway. Either way I’m
opening a can of worms. So I guess I just tell them any how.
Since
I have told them what had been going on, they stared at me in awe. Barely any
of the food was touched. Gohan and Goten only blinked but Chi Chi
had something to say, “Oh you poor thing! I can’t believe anyone would break
into your home like that! Are you sure you’re okay?” (a/n:
Awww… They care about me!) Unexpectedly I found Chi Chi wrapping her arms around me for a gentle hug. I was so
shocked I thought my eyes were going to pop out of their sockets!
While
Goten started nibbling on one of the sandwiches Gohan joined in the concern, “You know you should have one
of us be a type of body guard for you. Not to be rude, but you are pretty weak
and could be easily disposed of.”
“Thanks
but I think I’ll be okay,” I had to recline to the offer. No be honest I
couldn’t trust any of them, not now anyway. Any one of these people could be
the murderer. And just what I need is a bodyguard that just so happens to be a
psycho killer.
“Are
you sure about that? We don’t want anything to happen to you,” Goten said in a strange tone as he finished his fifth
sandwich.
Suspiciously
I replied with a hint of instinctual defense, “Yes, I’m sure.”
“’Cause
you know I’m glad Gohan was around when the night of
the incident, because that killer might’ve come back to the house to get us
all,” Goten added while shoving yet another sandwich
into his mouth.
Does
he have a bottomless pit stomach or what? Wait a minute! “Gohan
was here the night of the attack?”
“Yes,
why is that so important? Every once in a while he comes and visits from his
family to help around the house,” Chi Chi concluded.
“Well
it’s just you never told me about that little piece of information, that’s
all,” I calmly stated, “Well it looks like I’ve got to go now, it’s been good.”
I had just noticed what time it was. Gohan and Chi Chi took their eyes to travel to their right just to see
that Goten had eaten all the food. And they were a
little pissed. I stood up saying my farewells when I left the house I suddenly
heard screaming that sounded like a banshee! I guess Chi Chi
was pissed after all!
So
that concludes another day in the life of me! (a/n:
It’s one of my phrases that I say a lot okay?) And even more too look under.
But what will happen next? Keep that reading lamp on for the next chapter of
“Who Took the Cookies from the Cookie Jar?”!
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