What the F*** Happened??
Rated R, Romantic Comedy,
I would choose all Genres if I could since the plan is to incorporate
a little of each.
Chapter 1: Where the fuck
is it?!?!
Vegeta-sama, Saiyajin no
Ouji, the darkest nightmare of uncountable worlds, was royally
pissed. He was beyond pissed, Vegeta was livid. He searched through
his brain once again, ripping through his Bulma files.
"Favorite
color…smell…Bra's birth…that hot outfit she
wears when she wishes to seduce me, heheh, like she needs to…where
the FUCK is it!?!?!?!?" He screamed at the top of his thoughts
and kicked over the file cabinet. He popped out of his brain and back
into CO's.
It was a disgusting place,
represented by a castle. It was beautiful, perfectly constructed to
be everything a fantasy seeker willed it to be, but it reeked of her.
He was always glad to have reasons, any reasons at all to stay away
from her actual consciousness, but not right now.
"Chibaka!!" he
hollered viciously, "CHIBAKA!!!!!!!" outside of her mind CO
pushed open an eyelid then shut it again as the morning hit her. The
clock said AM. AM what, she didn't know, but the PM dot was missing.
She settled back into sleep.
"No you don't!"
Vegeta snapped. He manipulated his ki into his hand and blasted it at
the wall. He lit another one and blasted a piece of furniture. CO
winced, a bad headache forming. She popped into her mind. Vegeta
stopped blasting things as she arrived.
"Whaddya want `geta?"
she asked groggily. He clenched his fists tightly.
"Where is it!?!?!"
he questioned. She frowned slightly.
"Where's what?"
Vegeta growled loudly.
"My goddamned fucking
blasted MEMORY Chibaka!!! I cannot remember the first time I fucked
my Onna!!" CO yawned.
"Oh." She said
falling back asleep. Vegeta growled again and threw another ki-blast,
destroying her completely. She popped back into place after the dust
settled.
"You're giving me a
head ache!" she whined.
"I'll give you more
than that if you don't tell me where it is!" he snapped
threateningly. She yawned again and winced as he flicked his tail,
she knew he would blast her again if she fell back asleep.
"I didn't take it."
She said defiantly.
"Don't give me that,
things like this always happen when you are starting another of your
idiotic stories!" he accused. "You took it to cause
conflict."
"I couldn't have
taken it, I can't comprehend it!" she protested.
(A/N Vegeta is trapped
within CO's mind and he can only remember the memories of his that CO
knows a little about, namely what is shown on the show, with the
exceptions of what he has sought out and brought back into her brain)
"Kusou!" he
cursed loudly. "Well then where the hell is it?" Co
shrugged.
"I don’t know."
She said simply. Vegeta growled.
"Well, then how am I
supposed to get it back??" he asked. CO thought for a moment.
Then a second. Then a minute.
"Hurry up."
Vegeta growled impatiently, flicking his eyes towards his watch.
(Yes, Vegeta does wear a watch. It's invisible colored, to confuse
you). Co thought for another moment before a light bulb flashed above
her head.
"Finally." The
Saiyajin muttered.
"We can go look for
it!" she said. Vegeta's brow rose.
"You took two
moments, a minute, and a second out of my day and that is all you
came up with? Baka…"
"Yeah, but I know
where to look, c'mon!" she pulled on his large arm. He pulled it
away from her but followed. She led him to a door right outside his
room. "Tah dah!" she exclaimed. Vegeta lifted his brow
again.
"That's my closet."
CO frowned.
"It is?" she
opened the door to see Vegeta's things hanging there. "It is!"
she pondered for a moment. She closed the door then opened it
swiftly. Vegeta's pants were swaying lightly, but nothing had
changed. She frowned and closed it again. She started to walk away,
Vegeta followed. Without warning she turned and whipped open the door
again. Still a closet. "Damn, it's too fast!"
Vegeta frowned and crossed
his arms, waiting as she opened and closed the door several more
times. Finally he was sick of it.
"Are you finished?"
he asked so loudly and authoritative that CO stopped immediately.
"No…" she
said warily. Vegeta strutted over to the closet and slammed it shut.
"This," he
jabbed his finger towards the door "is a closet. Open it, it's a
closet, shut it, and it's a closet, open it AGAIN and it's
STILL a-" he looked through the door to catch a hastily
retreating white room. He gave it a Vegeta glare for making her
right and him sound like an idiot. "You! Get your ass back
here!" he said with malice only Vegeta could present.
The room was hesitant, but
slowly moved back, replacing the closet scene with a new one.
The room was not really a
room, but a hallway. The walls were painted an immaculate shade of
white, with not a spec of dirt on them. A little ways down the hall,
on either side of them was a row of doors that stretched on until you
couldn't see any more, with a break every so often where another hall
met it.
Above them hung a sign:
"The B/V get together."
***
Oh, just to let you all
know I will be having chapters that will basically be different B/V
fanfics with CO and my Vegeta watching and commenting. So if you want
me to include your B/V fic (any genre or rating) or want to use one
of the ones I came up with, just let me know.
If I use yours I'll give you credit before the chapter and read yours and review it with suggestions from a writers stand point and if you want to use mine I would appreciate it if you'd give me credit and I'll come and read and review it, ok?
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