A/N – Hi! Guess what? I’m studying maths…supposedly.
Well I was until about 3 minutes ago, that’s a whole 4 hours of math study…if I
study any longer my brain will implode…or explode, I’m not sure which. Anyhow
here is the next chapter, oh and thanks for everybody for reading the author
notes! It was good to be flame free on the topic of Vegeta’s character!
Oh yes, this chapter contains Yamcha and Tien bashing
(kind of), sorry to all those people who like Yamcha and Tien. Please don’t
flame!
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(caterpillar)
“Vegeta…why did you run away, back there?” Bulma
peered anxiously at the saiyan Prince who had blasted out of the planet
Meridians atmosphere as if his life had depended on it. Even now, as they were
leaving the solar system and were on there was home he was still nervously
glancing about.
“It was that…king!”
“What about the king?” Bulma prompted.
“He…He was realising pheromones at me!” Vegeta
shuddered, “His species…they can release pheromones that not only attract other
females but also other males! I think the king realised he couldn’t beat me so
he started…” Vegeta reddened, “I would have remained back their to fight but I
was afraid I might have…done…stuff…with the king.”
Bulma snorted with laughter, “Are you telling me that
as you and the king were fighting he was actually doing to you what he did to
me?” Vegeta nodded and Bulma laughed harder, “He tried to seduce you!”
Vegeta shifted uncomfortably in his chair, “I never,
ever want to feel that way about a man again!”
Bulma laughed harder.
“Woman…stop that laughter! It wasn’t funny!” Vegeta’s
voice rose with his threat.
Bulma laughed even harder, tears starting to trickle
down her cheeks she laughed so hard. She tried to calm down and stand up but
her legs gave way and she fell to the floor hooting with laughter.
“You…and another…guy….” Bulma’s laughter finally wound
down, “I’m sorry…’Geta…”
“Don’t call em ‘Geta.”
“It’s just the images I had in my head…” Bulma started
laughing again and unsteadily made her way to the bedroom, closing the door.
Vegeta glared at the door; even though it was closed
he could still here the woman laughing in there. The door opened again, Bulma
peeked out the door at Vegeta, pointed her finger at him and laughed harder
then disappeared back inside again.
Was she making fun of me?
Vegeta wondered, agitatedly standing up, he’d show the woman who the laughable
one was!
He strode to the door and opened it; Bulma was sitting
on the bed, still laughing. He crossed the room but stopped suddenly when he
got close to her…what the hell was he planning on doing with her? He couldn’t
beat her up, she’d just whinge at him then and would torture him the rest of
the way home.
“Hey, Vegeta?” Bulma had finally stopped laughing, “I
have to say that it is impressive that even though your still in heat you managed
to keep your own mind while you were fighting the King.”
“I’m not in heat.” Vegeta closed his eyes and winced
as the expected shriek came form her mouth.
“WHAT? WHAT DO YOU EMAN YOUR NOT IN HEAT! YOU SAID YOU
WERE!”
“I lied.” Vegeta said calmly, slowly backing for the
door. Damn, he shouldn’t have admitted the truth to her.
“WHY THE HELL DID YOU LIE TO ME?” Bulma’s eyes
suddenly rounded, “You…you lied to get me into bed again didn’t you?”
“Well…yes.” Vegeta winced as Bulma shrieked again, “
Bulma closed her mouth and sulkily looked up at him,
“Fine, make your excuse.”
“I won’t lie to you Bulma, I did was trying to get you
into bed…but I had a good reason! It was just that…I was lonely and I thought
that if I convinced you to sleep with me for a week it might make things
easier…” Vegeta, realising that telling the truth wasn’t getting him anywhere
switched back to lying again, “Lucas made me! I swear it’s true! It was that
damned incredibly good looking elf!”
Bulma looked unimpressed, “That’s the best you could
come up with? I was at least expecting a realistic lie!”
“Like what?” Vegeta stopped mid rant and sat next to
her on the bed, “What kind of excuse had you bought?”
“Well, you could have blamed it on your concussion, or
you could have said that you were very, very lonely and you needed to be close
to me but didn’t think that if you admitted that to me I would let you close so
you felt you had to lie.” Bulma took a deep breath, “There are countless
excuses I would have bought, but instead you chose to tell the truth and then
to tell a completely stupid lie that I wouldn’t buy even if I had the money to
buy it with.”
Vegeta blinked, the woman wasn’t making sense.
Bulma sighed, “You know Vegeta, if you weren’t such a
sadistic, lying, cheating, weaselling, dishonest bastard I’d probably like you
more.” Bulma flopped back against the bed, “But you are what you are.”
Vegeta nodded, “Yeah, I am a low life aren’t I?” he
watched the woman, sensing that she needed to talk…and also sensing that if she
talked she’d get emotional and he might get his chance to seduce her back into
bed again. “You know…you mentioned a few times now that your Baka boyfriend
Yamcha did something that hurt you.”
“Have I?” Bulma closed her eyes, “He…he…oh God, Vegeta!
He did something totally unforgivable!”
“He cheated on you?” Vegeta guessed, knowing full well
that Yamcha had cheated on Bulma several times since he had moved into capsule
corp. the stupid human was too stupid to realise that Vegeta could smell the
other women on him.
“Of course he did! But that’s not what he did that
really upset me.” Bulma took a deep breath, “I went over Yamcha’s house to
surprise him on his birthday…but apparently his other lover had as well.”
“You…walked in on them?” Vegeta inwardly cringed
knowing how traumatic that must have been to Bulma.
“Yes!” Bulma burst into tears, “It was so horrible!
Yamcha and…. Tien!”
“Yamcha and Tien…TIEN!” Vegeta spluttered, “He’s gay?”
“No…Yamcha isn’t gay.” Bulma sniffed, “He just…” a few
more tears squeezed themselves out, “He…. to quote from Yamcha, ‘plays for both
teams.’ In other words he likes both girls and guys!” Bulma moaned, “But the
worst part was that Yamcha and Tien invited me to join them! It was…was…”
“Sickening?” Vegeta slotted in gently.
“Yes! It was like some bad line from a bad porn
movie.”
Vegeta nodded sympathetically, he’d watched many bad
porn movies since coming to Earth (A/N - Hey you didn’t think Vegeta trained
all the time did you? ^-^)
Bulma sniffed some more, “He wasn’t even apologetic
about it, he acted like it was my fault for not understanding him! He started
going on about how much he loved me and didn’t want to lose me, and when I told
him that if he had really loved me he wouldn’t haven cheated on me, he…he got
mad and…”
Vegeta felt himself stiffen, “He did what to you?”
“He threw me out of his apartment and told me that he
had thought I’d understand! He said that if I couldn’t except his love for Tien
then I couldn’t be apart of his life anymore.” Bulma sniffed again, “It was
horribly embarrassing.”
Vegeta let out a sigh of relief, for a moment he had
thought that Yamcha had ht her something worse. Vegeta looked down at Bulma’s
tearstained face and inwardly smirked, now was his chance. The woman was
emotional vulnerable!
“You know Bulma…I’d never cheat on you.” Vegeta looked
down at her with as blank a face as he could muster, “If you give me, us, a go
you might find that we work well together.”
“Vegeta…” Bulma sat up, “Are you asking me to embark
on a sexual affair with you that can and will most likely have a devastating
effect on both of us emotionally?”
“Well, yes.” Vegeta grinned, “I mean, it would be a
purely physical relationship.”
“Of course.’ Bulma repeated slowly, letting the
possibilities sweep through her mind. An affair with the arrogant saiyan
prince…it certainly would be interesting.
“You have already slept with me once remember….hey
wait a moment!” Vegeta’s eyes widened and he looked down at Bulma a slightly
sleazy grin forming on his face, “Tell me woman, why did you sleep with me?”
“Well…I….err…” Bulma hesitated, “Lucas made me do it…”
Vegeta frowned at her, “Okay, okay, I was scared for my life…oh wait I slept
with you after the count had died, didn’t I?” Bulma blushed,
“Well, I’m waiting? What’s your excuse?”
“I was…umm…suffering from post stress disorder, yeah,
I slept with you while I was in a state of…umm…madness…”
“Now look who’s telling lies.” Vegeta grinned and
leaned closer, lowering his voice a sexy growl, “Do you think I’m sexy woman?
Does you little heart go bumpity-bump when I get close to you?” He moved closer
and rubbed his face against hers, “Do I make you tremble with excitement?”
Bulma swallowed hard and realised that somewhere along
the line she had fallen for Vegeta. She didn’t love him or anything
quite as drastic as that, but there was something in her that squirmed around
and made her stomach feel like it was full of butterflies when Vegeta was close
to her.
“Vegeta…” Bulma lent up close and kissed the corner of
his mouth, she took his head in her hands and brought it down so she could more
firmly kiss him on the mouth, not a passionate free for all kiss, but a sweet
almost innocent sort of kiss. The kind of kiss that the boy next door gives you
when your ‘mommies and daddies’ as a ten years old.
Vegeta seemed a little shocked, slowly, carefully he
began to kiss her back, never changing the pace of the kiss, seemingly content
to just sit there and hold Bulma while their gently kiss stretched on and on.
“Vegeta…” Bulma pulled an inch back so she could focus
on his obsidian eyes, “If I do get involved with you, will you promise me,
swear to me on your life that you wont cheat on me, or hurt me?”
Vegeta looked back at her with an unwavering gaze,
“Woman, as long as you’re my devoted servant I’ll be yours in return, and I’ll
never break your heart.”
A/N – Now on the count of three everybody say,
‘Aaaaaaaaaw!” One…Two…Three! *Crickets chirp and somewhere, off in the
distance, a dog barks. * OK…ok…fine then, don’t say ‘Aaaaaaw’! I’m off to write
some more of ‘Dangerous Pastimes’ my other fic, which if you haven’t started
reading you should, it has a pretty bad summary but that’s only because I can’t
think of a good one.
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