A/N – My Siamese cat is perched on the computer…it’s
so cute! But back to the fic! In this chapter Vegeta goes completely round the
bend and loses what little remains of his sanity thanks to Lucas, while Bulma
is desperately trying to think of some way to get Vegeta normal again…ba ba ba
baaaa!
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(The happy caterpillar is back by request!)
“So you see Vegeta, Bulma has been playing you all
along!” Lucas the incredibly good-looking elf smiled evilly at his sick saiyan
creator, “She played you like a violin at a sap convention!”
“Bulma is…evil?” Vegeta stared at Lucas,
wondering idly why Luca kept flashing green and pink, not realising that the
mushrooms were still affecting him to a very, very, very large degree.
“Yes Vegeta, Bulma a very bad person, you have to go
out there and kill her! Get rid of her so she can’t cause any more damage.”
“But we’re mates now! I said I wouldn’t do
anything to hurt her.” Vegeta blinked, as Lucas appeared to grow another head,
then blinked again as the head shrank away, “Besides, I don’t feel too good, I
knew I shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms!”
“Oh Vegeta, don’t be silly, you’re fine. Just go out
there and get her! She’s in the kitchen right now plotting how to get rid of
you.” Lucas the incredibly good-looking elf grinned, “Besides, are you going to
let some weak human boss you around? You have to show her who’s boss!”
“Yeah…Yeah!” Vegeta wobbled unstably to his feet
and tried to give his usual evil smirk as he tottered off balance, “I’ll teach
that woman to play me for a fool!”
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“Oh Bulmaaaaa….” Bulma froze as Vegeta thumped
on the kitchen door and sang out to her in a singsong voice, “Let me in Bulma.”
“No! Go away Vegeta you’re not thinking
straight! Your not well!” She cowered against the far wall and looked around
for a weapon of some description, “Just stay away from me!”
“Stay away from you? But…WE’RE MATES!” Vegeta
yelled the last line and began to try to knock down the door again, “I’m going
to come in there Bulma, and when I do I’ll make you pay for trying to kill me!”
“I didn’t try to kill you!” Bulma screamed back
over the noise, “It’s that bloody elf! He’s been lying to you Vegeta, don’t
listen!”
“I haven’t been lying to him at all!” Bulma squealed
at the voice next to her and turned to see Lucas lounging against the wall next
to her, “You are trying to kill him…well, you will be.”
“You just stay away from me!” Bulma lunged at
the elf and managed to knock him over, “Just because Vegeta can’t touch you
doesn’t mean that I can’t! You see I figured it out Lucas! I know who and what
you are now!”
“Oh really?” Lucas the incredibly good-looking elf
smiled at her mockingly, “I bet you don’t.”
“Fine then, here’s the truth! When Vegeta first
got ill he started to create an imaginary friend and he created you, but Vegeta
wasn’t well and he didn’t think you were fake, he believed in you, he believed
in you so much that eventually you started to become real to him. At first only
Vegeta was able to see you, because he was your creator and it was his energy
you were feeding off. But as Vegeta got better again he still thought you were
real…and by this time you were becoming real! As Vegeta got over the saiyan
mating season thing you started to suck more energy out of him in a desperate
bid to become real, and somehow when we crash-landed on that planet you found
some way of making yourself real!”
“Bravo Bulma, Bravo!” Lucas clapped, “You almost have
it straight but your not quite there. You see I didn’t really became more real
on that planet, you just felt me there because the entire planets atmosphere is
highly charged with static electrons and they attached themselves to me giving
me an aura of power which pushed you away from me when I bumped into you. Of
course once we left that planet it faded…then of course we ran into that space
anomaly.” Lucas threw back his head and laughed, “It affected us all in
different ways, it took away Vegeta’s ability to lie for a few minutes, it took
away your ability to move and speak for a few hours…and me, well it made me
real! Somehow that space anomaly made me into a solid being.”
“My God! I should have known!” Bulma took a step
back in fear, “I should have known that anomaly was bad news!”
“Yes, you should have…but you didn’t.” Lucas looked at
Bulma again slyly, “I was afraid at first that once the anomaly had passed that
I would once again fade away, and in a way I did.” He looked at Bulma as if
waiting for her to ask a question then he shrugged and continued, “I found that
I could fade in and out of physical being because the anomaly had tied my
physical presence with Vegeta’s.”
“I don’t…I don’t get it.” Bulma looked at
kitchen door as Vegeta gave a bellow of rage and kept trying to knock it down.
“What I mean, my dear sweet Bulma, is that I am only
solid because I’m feeding of Vegeta’s power, once Vegeta is dead all his energy
will be released and I will be able to claim it and become solid once more and
then, I will have you for my queen!”
“Never! I’d die before I touch you!” Bulma spat
at the elf, “I didn’t know it before but…but I love Vegeta! I love him, do you
hear me Elf! And nothing on earth is going to make me be your queen! If I kill
Vegeta then I’ll kill myself too!” Bulma gave battle cry and threw herself at
Lucas, knocking him through the kitchen door, which he passed through like a
ghost.
Bulma hoped that Lucas would take a little while
to get through the door again as she looked around for a hiding place, she
needed somewhere to hide and to think…and more then anything she needed a plan.
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“Vegeta! What’s wrong with you! Get this door
down now!” Lucas frowned at the saiyan who was puffing with the effort already,
“You can’t be that weak! All you did was eat a few of those silly
mushrooms!” Lucas was flickering in and out of physical presence as Vegeta’s
power rose and fell.
“I told you…I don’t…feel…so good.” Vegeta took a
deep breath and straightened, a dark glint in his eyes, “But that…doesn’t matter…I’ll
get in!” Vegeta walked across into the bathroom and came back through the door
with several ornate hair pins, he stuck them into the door lock and began to
pick the lock the way that Yamcha had shown him back on Earth when Bulma had
tried to padlock the fridge shut.
After a few minutes the lock clicked and Vegeta
burst into the room…the empty, Bulma-less room.
“Where…where is she?” Vegeta scanned the room
angrily and tried to sense her ki, but it was to no avail, Bulma it seemed had
disappeared.
Vegeta shrugged, it didn’t matter that much,
she’d show up again eventually. For the meantime Vegeta planned to make use of
his time in the kitchen!
“Vegeta! No! What are you doing?” Lucas looked
on in despair and Vegeta gave up looking for Bulma and began to go through the
kitchen cupboards looking for more food.
Unbeknownst to the two men in the kitchen, Bulma
sat in the air duct above their heads, watching them through the grating.
She watched as Vegeta’s power fluxuated and
Lucas flickered in and out of physical being, and a brilliant planned formed in
Bulma’s mind.
She knew how to kill Lucas once and for all…she
just hoped that Vegeta didn’t get killed in the process!
A/N – What is Bulma’s plan? Find out in the next
chapter! Please Review and thanks for reading this far!
Also I would like some more people to enter into my
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