FUNimation DBZ Quotes
Here we have the wacky and zany lines that FUNimation came up with, as well as the sad and evil. Got any good quotes? E-mail them to the Webmaster.
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Trunks Special
Bulma:
- (Refering to Raditz) "Gokuu... he-he looks like you!" Bumla you're smoking pot! No he doesn't!
Enma Daiou:
- "I got him in my Yenma Lock." Dude, you're name doesn't have a 'Y' in it...
- "Kami! You suck! GET OUT NOW!!!" My, my FUNimation you used the 's' word.
Gohan:
- (holds up four fingers) "Um, five and a half." Poor kid. He has a vocabulary higher that his father and can do algebra, but he doesn't even know how old he is.
Gokuu:
- "It's the Kamesennin style of the Martial Arts." *GASP! No really GASP!* FUNimation just used a Japanese word! Good boys now here's your treat!
- "The Dragon won't grant the same wish more than once!" Um, no... he will.
Kuririn:
- "I think you've been dipping in the eggnog." Another way to say that he's drunk!
- "That guy's a beast, he stunk!" Yeah, that's all that matter's...
Raditz:
- "Our home planet, Vegeta, met with an unfortunate accident. Three years ago a huge comet smashed into it and caused it to explode, wiping out everyone." Three years ago? Hello, Bardock Special, I see a plot hole...
- "Alright! Ready or not, here I come!" Let's all play a game of tag with uncle Raditz.
- "Alright then, get on with it, Green-bean-head!" Wow, I'm scared....
- "Keep your eye on the birdie." FUNimation had a party with this guy.
Tenshinhan:
- (Referring to his arm being chopped off) "Just you wait 'till it grows back!" Um... Kiddies don't go cutting your arms off, because they don't grow back!
- "Don't worry, I think I see their pursuits." Where? I thought they all died. Oh wait they did.
Frieza:
- "What lovely balls. I want to caress them." ......no explanation needed.
Frieza:
- "Alright tough guy, whatever turns you on!" I knew it, he is gay!!
Kuririn:
- "Hey Bulma, what's shaking?" Scroll down to the Trunks Special quotes.
Gohan:
- "Namek, where balls are born." I sense a double pun.
Gokuu:
- "Do you want to dance or fight?" It depends on the kind of dancing.
- "Come on baby work for me!" Yep, this explains why Gokuu's late all the time.
Vegeta:
- "Holy cosmos! What in the world is that!?" What the... hell...?
Trunks:
- "So, you wanna see my sword, huh?" That one's just plain obvious.
- "Don't worry, I don't bite." But I bet Chibi-Trunks does.
- "It's just that I like your [pink] shirt."FUNimation are you implying something?
Gohan:
- "My goodness Goten!" Leave it to Beaver.
Gokuu:
- "I'll give you a girly magazine!" A girly magazine? Does that mean a pre-teen magazine? FUNimation tries to censor porn by replacing it with child molestation.
Goten:
- "KA... ME... HA... ME... HA!" FUNIMATION!!! Do you have you screw up everything!? Goten's suppose to say KameKAmeha!
Trunks:
- "Look at you, you're loving it! (talking to Goten) ...Okay, let's do it!" This is how yaoi fics were started.
Trunks:
- "Hey mom, what's shaking? Oh, I still see your playing with your toy." Shaking + toy = vibra... Oh don't make me say it!